If anyone reading this knows how to paint...speak now. We need a ketubah. And we want a unique one, and even have a great idea and know exactly what we want. We just need someone to follow through. So, if you can paint, and I mean more than finger painting on your parents walls, and less than Monet. Please inquire. Will pay. Will preform favors. Will work for ketubah.
Otherwise, it leaves us with no other choice but for Jeremy and I to make our own. And, if you know us, even in the slightest, you know this is a very, very bad idea.