Jeremy Scott Frank.
Last week a new restaurant opened in town, Burger Jones. We live in an exciting city, but not so exciting that a new restaurant is old news. Quite the opposite, it is big news. Therefore, my friends and I decided we would visit, because of course, the restaurant was just waiting for us to try it. Lindsay's birthday - there's the occasion! We will go to Burger Jones for Lindsay's birthday! And so we did.
We sat down, started chatting, when a shriek erupts from Debra's mouth. JEREMY - YOU ARE ON THE WALL. "Excuse me?" We all replied.... He is what? We simultaneously turn our heads, and our mouths too fall open. Aghast.
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Now review Jeremy:
I am married to a man who never told me he was a burger model. I feel so duped. I recommend you visit Burger Jones to visit Jeremy. And while you're there, have a salted carmel milkshake for me. It's quite delicious.
As a side note, thank you so much to everyone who has donated already for the breast cancer three day. I cannot thank you enough. It means the world to me.