Eat Chinese food at restaurants that see daily gross sales on Christmas eve that are higher than their previous six months combined.

See movies

Focus very hard on building the best gingerbread houses because we feel left out:

Build a damn good gingerbread house for a bunch of Jews...

Learn how to make fortune cookies from scratch...

Play in the massive piles of snow that fell. And by play I mean shovel my cousin's driveway.

And that is what we do. Now what do you all do on Christmas? It remains a mystery to me. I do not understand what you do all day.
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