Friday, January 8, 2010

And this is what Jews do on Christmas...

As promised, an update on our Christmas eve and Christmas Day activities. While the world wakes up to presents under trees, and eats big dinners with families, we...

Eat Chinese food at restaurants that see daily gross sales on Christmas eve that are higher than their previous six months combined.


See movies


Focus very hard on building the best gingerbread houses because we feel left out:


Build a damn good gingerbread house for a bunch of Jews...


Learn how to make fortune cookies from scratch...


Play in the massive piles of snow that fell. And by play I mean shovel my cousin's driveway.


And that is what we do. Now what do you all do on Christmas? It remains a mystery to me. I do not understand what you do all day.

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