Thursday, November 10, 2011

It's been a day. And it's only 9:30am.

5:55am - Arrive at morning workout class at the gym. Pick up my weights, resistance bands etc...set them in my place, and realize something doesn't feel quite right. I look down, and realize my pants are on backwards.

5:57am - Freak out, looking all around, darting my eyes around the room, wondering if everyone is staring at the crazy girl with her pants on backwards. Decide it's too late to go to the locker room and flip them around, so decide to roll with it. Backwards pants and all. Awkwardly tugging at them throughout class.

6:28am - Realize I have a meeting outside of my office this morning, at 8:15, and I have not printed off the necessary materials.

7:10am - Arrive home and remember that our printer is not working, and we don't know how to fix it. So the obvious solution for the past 3 months has been to avoid printing things at home.

8:15am - Arrive at meeting without printed materials because of aforementioned printer ignorance.

8:30am - Customer I am meeting asks if they could have my business card.

8:30am - 8:33am - Scramble through my purse looking for a stray business card as I had just remembered that I ran out in my official business card holder, and in my secret business card stash location in my purse. And am now business card-less.
 
8:35am - Ask customer if perhaps they have one of their cards that I could borrow to write my information upon. Classy, girl, classy.

9:05 - Arrive at office, go into kitchen to make some toast. Pull out butter from the fridge. Toast pops up from toaster. Open butter to spread on toast. Scream loudly. Butter has turned into a curdled wet mess. Upon second, more calm glance, notice you pulled out cottage cheese, not butter.

And it's only 9:30am. Happy Thursday Kara.

6 comments:

holly h. said...

HAHA- I don't mean to laugh at your misfortunes this morning but GIRL, I have sooo been where you are. Things can only go up from here :)

Scorpicon said...

I think I see what's wrong: you're waking up before 6am. That'll screw up anyone's day.

Mel said...

I completely agree with "Scorpicon"!

Real Housewife in MN said...

Oh my gosh Kara you are killing me. This is a super normal outline of a day for me but I can see how it would frustrate most people. I wish I were more organized! Hope your Friday is better :)

Amie said...

I think you probably need to finish this post, with the rest of your day...

Debra Fiterman said...

I'm quite excited about the Apple Store post...please tell me there will be one??