5:55am - Arrive at morning workout class at the gym. Pick up my weights, resistance bands etc...set them in my place, and realize something doesn't feel quite right. I look down, and realize my pants are on backwards.
5:57am - Freak out, looking all around, darting my eyes around the room, wondering if everyone is staring at the crazy girl with her pants on backwards. Decide it's too late to go to the locker room and flip them around, so decide to roll with it. Backwards pants and all. Awkwardly tugging at them throughout class.
6:28am - Realize I have a meeting outside of my office this morning, at 8:15, and I have not printed off the necessary materials.
7:10am - Arrive home and remember that our printer is not working, and we don't know how to fix it. So the obvious solution for the past 3 months has been to avoid printing things at home.
8:15am - Arrive at meeting without printed materials because of aforementioned printer ignorance.
8:30am - Customer I am meeting asks if they could have my business card.
8:30am - 8:33am - Scramble through my purse looking for a stray business card as I had just remembered that I ran out in my official business card holder, and in my secret business card stash location in my purse. And am now business card-less.
8:35am - Ask customer if perhaps they have one of their cards that I could borrow to write my information upon. Classy, girl, classy.
9:05 - Arrive at office, go into kitchen to make some toast. Pull out butter from the fridge. Toast pops up from toaster. Open butter to spread on toast. Scream loudly. Butter has turned into a curdled wet mess. Upon second, more calm glance, notice you pulled out cottage cheese, not butter.
And it's only 9:30am. Happy Thursday Kara.