I would like to write a children's book, and that would be the title.
Stanley, the naughty, adorable, misbehaved, hilarious dog.
The first book would go something like this...
Stanley's Grandma Beth dropped off a bag of toys to donate. Stanley's parents were going to donate these toys to those children who did not have any toys.
Stanley had other ideas.
Stanley the naughty, discovered the toys.
But that was not good for Stanley. He wanted those toys. He wanted them for himself.
Little Stanley barked and barked for a very long time. Longing for his toys. Stanley had not learned the most important lesson of all, the lesson of charity. Turns out that's a hard lesson to learn when you are a puppy. Stanley has all the toys he needs, and has to learn to give to others who don't. That too, appears a challenging lesson when you have four legs.
Poor Stanley, the naughty, adorable, misbehaved, hilarious dog. And his sidekick sister, Punky.