Now don't get me wrong, I'm pretty fascinated by royalty just like the rest of the world, but this whole thing is a bit out of control.
Last night I was watching the news, well, half watching the news, like I always do. I have a hard time focusing on one thing, so I watch the news, and get ready for bed, and fold some laundry, and pack the baby's lunch, and eat a snack, and do my nails. Like all at the same time.
Anyways, I was half watching the news last night and I heard something about announcing the new royal baby...and then saw this dude...
All hail...she's 10 cm and pushing
Hear yee...the baby is crowning
So I finally realized that he was simply announcing the baby's birth, but that is still entirely insane. How is everyone so excited about this baby, but nobody is mentioning anything about the crazy guy with two gigantic feathers coming out of his head, proclaiming that the baby arrived?
In this 'digital age', is the feather dude really necessary?
I'm not sure, but I am real glad that this guy wasn't actually announcing the progression of labor.